A crazy and intelligent guy with the strangest ideas. A Brian always tries to be funny, although some of his jokes make you want to slap him. He is a fantastic person and always knows everything. Sometimes, Brian's can be a bit aggressive but can be very kind and respectful. If you have a Brian in your life, make sure you talk to him and hang out, as they can be very striking!
Hey, there's Brian over there.
Brians are what arctic monkeys fans have insted of brains.
"What do arctic monkeys fans think with?" - anyone
"Well we dont have brains we think with brians"- us
"So glad of you to bless us with your effortlessness, we're grateful and so strangely comforted"- anyone
A person name Brian is a lazy motherfucker
If he said “what up” and “how you doing”while you in bad mood you feel like beating the crap out of him
Brian Being Brian
This man is funny, relatable, your best friend, and had the most absolute greatest wheeze ever that will make you laugh with him.
Person 1: hey have you seen brian today?
Person 2: yeah he was laughing like a tea kettle and i ended up laughing too
Brian can either be a total sweetheart or a complete asswipe. He may try to take advantage of you, but you know better. Some Brians are amazing people unless you're Brian Espinoza. Then a lot of people hate you.
"Yo! Brian gets all the good girls!"
"Yeah man, he's so sweet!"
Some weird guy who is obese. He is usually is dumb and not very handsome. If you ever meet a Brian, you should run. And he kind of looks like Homer Simpson.
Brian