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for more information see Teleprosy
"Did you watch Olbermann last night? It was ridickulumulus."
"Yup, Dixie chick's disease is like that, the man probably doesn't even know he is sick."
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Theory states that a man will not have sex with a below average or unattractive woman unless it is possible to obtain a threesome accompanied by a second female of equal physical appearance. Evidence may prove this theory when factoring in alcohol and the fact that a small percentage of males actually have the opportunity to have sex with two women at once.
Billy: Would you nail Megan?
John: No way, she looks like she got punched in the face!
Billy: Me neither, what about Christy?
John: Hell no, shes a rat nasty skank!
Billy: Ya they're gross but I'd nail em both at the same time!
John: Ya dude the 2 chick theory!
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Indie chicks are people that weaar anything they want , listen to anything they want and dont care what people say about it.normally are not people who are fay , ugly and cant get a boyfreind
for example indie chicks listen to sam sparrow , kate nash, panic at the disco and stuff like that and wear skinnies bright tops and bright make-up
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the female equivalent of "bros before hos"
"Richard wants to hook up with me, but his ex-girlfriend's my best friend... so I mean... chicks before dicks, right?"
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The tendency for overweight females to be surly, moody, nasty and bitchy, thereby rendering them even more unattractive than what they physically are.
"Hey Joe, what's with Michelle? She won't talk to me. I don't care that she's fat and all."
"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."
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The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.
Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo
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