Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!

Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!

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6 joker cards

The six joker cards..
They are our warnings for us to repent our sins so we may go to Shangri-la.

Carnival of Carnage
The Ringmaster
The Riddlebox
The Great Milenko
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
Jake the just, Jack the sinister.
The Wraith
Shangri-la and Hell's Pit.

They are us, inside us, and are our path that we may find to those golden gates, or those fiery pits of hell
The joker cards also are the mark of the end of time. After all of them are said and done, the end will consume us all, either in shangri-la, or hell's pit

NOw all the joker cards have fallen with spectacular aray, so when the Wraith is calling walk into the light..

After all 6 have risen, the end of time will consume us all..

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government credit card

food stamp/medicaid card, or any other card issued by state or federal government agencies

1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!

2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card

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Anti-American Card

The neoconservative version of the race card. What neocons pull when trying to get you to support an unpopular war or the like.

Bob: So what if there weren't any WMD's? If you don't support the war effort, you're anti-american!
Joe: Way to pull the anti-american card bro...

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Gift Card Millionaire

A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.

Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.

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man card violation

Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior as opposed to actual masculine behavior

Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.

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trump card

A card you show when you want those liberal acquaintances you just met to fuck off

"Jasmine": Hey guys, I just helped my maid climb over the new wall.
"Tom": Sorry Jas, have a trump card and fuck off.

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