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A woman who only works with two guys at the same time
I got Jenna over at my place last night and she wouldn't put out unless another dude was there. She's such a Chinese Finger Trap
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copious amounts of semen, usually resulting in a sore throat
"I can't really talk today. My throat is killing me."
"Sounds like you need to lay off that Chinese Cough Syrup!"
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An obviously Americanized/Westernized pseudonym taken by ethnically East Asian restaurant workers such as Billy, Kevin, Tony, Susan, Mary, etc.
I went to Ming Kui Lau and my server's name was Tony. No, seriously! It said that on his name tag! I mean yeah, it's probably not his real name, but his Chinese Restaurant name was Tony. Good guy, Tony...
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Fingering a woman while on her period, then proceed to paint a picture on her stomach with the blood.
Last night I was Chinese finger painting the Mona Lisa.
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When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.
Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!
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Originating from World of Warcraft. A Chinese gold farmer power levels their character to 60 (or highest level depending if you read this after expansions). Then this character runs instances or certain sections of Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms. They kill and gather anything to make a profit. Their goal is to obtain a steady flow of cash; produce things to sell at the Auction House like a farmer would a crop to market hence classifying them as farmers. A guild known as PK Wang was notorious for this; this could explain the Chinese addition to the term "Chinese Gold Farmer" since the word Wang has been used as a Chinese name for fictional characters such as "Wang Chung". Chinese gold farmers also spend a great deal of time in Orgimmar or Stormwind City spamming their items over and over again.
Farmer yells: “WTS Magister's gloves, Devout Bracers, Flawless Arcanite Rifle, Arcanite Reaper and Heartseeker PST with offers!!"
Player whispers to farmer: Hey man wanna go pvp?
Farmer yells: "Also Arcanite bars x40, Thorium bars x80, runecloth x40,mooncloth x10 and Glowing Brightwood staff"
Farmer whispers: hmmm... I could so sell weapons in there; I would make a killing off potions!
Player: Damn Chinese gold farmers...
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Sexual act in which a willing partner of either sex lies supine, allowing partner to forcefully ejaculate into both nostrils, forming a wad of man-gravy to form into a pleasing cone shape upon vocal chords.
After I gave that bar slut a Chinese snow cone, she choked and never called me again. I hope she got a respiratory infection....
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