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A bunch of kids(football, athletic) who masturbate into each others bums. or Just Retards and pricks.
Damn the Circle-jerk kids shoved me and made me spill my lunch.
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Fit looking woman that promotes dodgy exercise equipment that played no part in their appearance.
Work hard in a real gym. Eat healthy foods in sensible portions for 3 years and you too can be an Ab Circle Ho.
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(n.) When a group of men jerk off away from each other in a circular shape. There is a women in the middle who directs their movement. It is used as a shield to protect against unwanted contact. No one would speak to you if there was a circle of men jerking off in their way.
I wanted to speak to her, but she had a reverse circle jerk going on, I didn't want cum on me, that would be gay.
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A group of males with abnormally large breasts using their arms to cause a nearby group of males to ejaculate; often done while sitting down in a circle.
This transgender circle jerk was by far the best of the year!
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The ring of hair that forms around the nipple of a women after she has refused to shave for several days. The hair forms around the outer wall of the nipple and pokes up similar to that of a field of corn. The nipple resembles that of an alien space ship that has landed and then taken off.
My girlfriend Sandy walked into my room naked as a mole rat. I asked her, "Hey Sandy, will you shave your tits. You have a crop circle forming along each one which gives off a bad vibe for me and makes my dick limp."
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A gathering of people pretending that they are intelligent and congratulating each other for it.
Oh man. I remember years ago when TED conferences were filled with genuinely inspiring, fascinating and ground-breaking presentations. That recent TEDx conference was just a pseudo-intellectual circle jerk.
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This means to pick your friends, and stay away from snakes.
Keep your circle small be careful who you trust.
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