Significantly Better Class Newspaper

A Hilarious post that is a tad bit offensive, and makes fun of the teacher.

person 1: hey, did you see the Significantly Better Class Newspaper?
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.

first class fuck up

You can't do anything right and no matter how hard you try and you think its good it ends up being bad. You're a firat class fuck up if you dropped out of high school or couldn't finish it and had bad grades or if you don't haveanything to do with your life except end up being a criminal or something along those lines.

Jake why do you have to be such a first class fuck up!!!???

Pole dancing class

A class in some more liberal schools where girls are taught how to pole dance as part of P.E.

Kathy's in pole dancing class.

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first class gay

1. A Gay That That Thinks It Is Greater Than All The Other Gays (More Hardcore
2.Comes Before The Other Gays... as a scout!
3.Or An Isult To A Mosher/Goth/Punk on a night out

Examples for all of The Definitions:
1. "Dont Go There Girl Friend!" *Snap* *Snap*
2. (Doesnt Need An Example)
3. (Drunks Stumble Out Of A Pub/Bar/Club)
Drunks: Ew Yoo First Class Gays!What Ya Fink ya doin ya stupid Moshers?!

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Mercedes-Benz S-Class

The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is iconic. It is the blueprint for all other luxury sedans, a technological tour de force, and has been the undisputed queen of the segment since it was officially introduced in the 1970s. What do Prince William, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Jong-Un have in common? They've all been chauffeured around in the S-class at some point. S-classes can be found on nearly every street corner in cities like New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris, and they make up a good portion of the $100K+ market in the US along with other status-mobiles like the Land Rover Range Rover and Tesla Model S (ew.)

Everyone from businessmen to heads of state wants an S-class. Even with Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Bentley and Porsche making far more expensive sedans, the S is still taken seriously and wouldn't look out of place parked in front of a royal palace. Quite simply one of, if not the best cars ever made. Every car wishes it could be an S-class when it grows up.

I want nothing more than to listen to some Frank Sinatra in the back of a Mercedes-Benz S-Class in NYC right now.
When I landed in Paris, I was picked up in a Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Take that, peasant.
Diana has both a Range Rover and an S-Class. I love her.

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high class white trash

A term used for Boogie to describe how a poor shitty upbringing can give you the street smarts of a G, the common sense of the wise, morals of a nun, loyalty of a dog, honesty of a drunk baby

And also ketchup on a steak.

Bitch I'm high class white trash, you better respect my double wide trailor.

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corbin from math class

A big smoker and weed user and doesn't admit it and has a wack hair cut and wears a dusty hat

Dude you are such a Corbin from math class why do you do that so much. you need to stop