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A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping
Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.
Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!
A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!