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A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!
The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock
I'm gonna now kill myself
A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.
Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!
when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split
did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit
yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough
a female version of bone, to have sex with.
Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.