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A school where Bostonians are in a catch-22: They want to see a local college do well and compete in division one athletics, but since the school is comprised of douchebags, they secretly rejoice in BC's constant failures.
See "Inferiority Complex," "Douchebag," "Roofies," and "Date Rape" for further definitions
"I went out on a date with this guy wearing a "salmon" polo shirt with the collar popped, and he took me to the Cheesecake Factory. After sipping my lemonade, I felt weird, and woke up in his dorm room without my dignity. I then realized he was enrolled at Boston College."
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A small Texas college town that is fucking crazy for football, George W. Bush, and collies. A great place to recruit people for militias, line dancing, and other redneck good times. Not a good place to build bonfires.
Man those college station kids are militant bastards. But that said, you can't mock their line dancing skills.
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We do not give bun some of us look good all of us athletic if not dem prolly look ugly yf we will get grimmy wid u if we need to don’t mess wid the 6th formers they will frig u up and if u still seh we a battyman skl ur a tomato
Kingston College won Manning Cup
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Westminster College is a small school in Western PA that is known for its ugly, trampy female students and its stupid, cocky male students. The typical Westminster student is often drunk, throwing themselves at members of the opposite sex, and sleeping in puddles of their own urine. The school and its affiliates should be avoided at all costs.
Herb: Did you see that guy at the party last night?
Melissa: No, what happened?
Herb: He was so drunk that he had sex with an ugly girl from Westminster College!
Melissa: ZOMFG GROSS!!! HE'S GONNA GET AN STD!
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A college located in Staten Island, NY that is full of wealthy, snotty ,rich kids, Who's parents are able to pay the full college tuition just by the interest in their bank account. 99% of the people here have parents that are involved in banking, investing or own a buisness.
Girl 1: Which 20 pairs of shirts should I get? Ralph Lauren or Lacoste?
Girl 2: I have all of them, but my favorite is that pink polo.
Girl 1 to cashier: Charge it please! Daddy's got it covered!
Girl 2: They should change the name to Fashion college, instead of Wagner college!
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A small city known for its close sense of community and overall excellent living experience. Texas A&M University, an college highly recognized for its excellence in education, especially in science, is the central part of the town; at least 1/3 of the citizens are employed by TAMU. As a town enveloped in tradition, College Station is slow to change, which , in part, is what makes the town such a good place for families.
Hope this helps!
A conservative shithole who loves this armipit of a town.
PS: If you are artsy, liberal, and utterly insane, I highly recommend Austin.
College Station
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You know what the best thing ever is? College girls.
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