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When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.
Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?
Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.
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Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
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Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.
Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!
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THE BEST GAME ON EARTH!!!! You own a island with animals and you have guides named Timmy and Tommy WHO ARE SO FRICKIN CUTE and Tom Nook WHO IS FLIPPING ADORABLE and kinda annoying in my opinion helps with your journey to (sorry if I got some stuff wrong!) also Timmy and Tommy are Dating and I ship it
Me: DUDE DO YOU PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS?!?!?!?!?!?
Random Person: YES!!!!
Me: ITS THE BEST GAME EVER RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?
Person: YUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Me: WE ARE NOW FRENS!
Person! YUSSSESSSESSS!!!!!!
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"I did not cheat on you! cross my heart and hope to die" she said to her doubtful boyfriend.
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So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.
Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)
Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.
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The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
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