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valentines day

A Day created by Satan and the greeting card companies.

Satan:Hmmm... how can I make the world an even worse place, Hmm... I KNOW! I'll make a day to make all single people feel like shit by pretending it's about love.
Greeting card company: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! we'll call it valentines Day.

by the only smart person in the world January 31, 2006

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day tripper

A one-way ticket, yeah. It took me soo-o-oo long to find out. I found out. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

She was a day tripper.

by Beryl Schragger November 14, 2003

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Dre Day

Dre Day was Eazy-E's pay day.
Dre Day was a song made by Dr. Dre that dissed Eazy-E, However, due to current contractual agreements to Eazy-E 50 cents of every Dr. Dre album sold went into Eazy's Pocket.

But Dre Day only made Eazy's pay day, all of a sudden Dr. Dre is the G thing but on his old album covers he was a she thing.

by Rumchug September 13, 2004

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Day Drinking

the act of drinking on a patio between the hours of noon and 6 , preferably on a Saturday or Sunday.

Danny is day drinking at South Congress Cafe....lets go join her.

by Dannyc12345 March 24, 2010

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valentine's day

A)

A holiday occuring on the 14th day of February where guys are expected to get girls one of a few things:
1)flowers (red roses preferrribly)
2)chocolate (not white, but the regular)
3)a card (one that's red with a heart on it)

B) That one day of the year where 90% of "good" guys are so depressed they are ready to go crawl in a hole and die because they have no one who loves them.

"Hey hunk, what are you getting me for Valentine's Day?"

"hey man what's wrong? You seem really down in the dumps like you hate the world, you alright"
"leave me alone, it's valentine's day"

by J.T. the Bible Scholar February 20, 2004

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green day

A punk rock band that has been around since 1988. All three members are from California. Green Day consists of Billie Joe Armstrong (guitar), Mike Dirnt (bass), and Tre Cool (drums).

They have 9 albums to date. Their most recent one is American Idiot which is an amazing album (and is also why many people THINK they are sellouts, but they are NOT). But their first big hit was Dookie which came out in 1994.

Even though many people discovered Green Day because of American Idiot, it doesn't mean they're posers. Many fans were young when Green Day's first albums came out and after American Idiot, went out and bought all they're earlier albums and realized that those albums are even better than American Idiot.

People who think Green Day are sellouts shouldn't. And if they do, they should keep their negative comments to themselves.

1. After she heard American Idiot, she went out and bought all Green Day's other albums and realized that they were even better than American Idiot!

2. Without question the greatest punk rock band on EARTH!

by green day are the best! August 2, 2005

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pi day

One of several days, notably march 14th, 3/14, and the 22nd of July, representing a common fractional approximation 22/7. It's somewhat of a pointless holiday, but it's always fun to annoy the hell out of people by being able to recite digits of pi from memory.

I'm currently up to 15-ish digits of pi for pi day. 3.14159265358979323

by Jeff the Pirate March 14, 2007

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