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common habitat - the grocery store metro. He is the definition of beautiful, sexy , handsome , love of my life. He likes going for younger girls, typically with names starting with a K and working as a cashier in the same store. Teaching dan how to use the store phone is the way to his heart. Dan could sit and talk to his lover for 1/2 an hour, even staying after his shift! Dan is amazing and hot but is either taken by a girl stating with the letter k or is gay.
Dan from produce is love , dan from produce is life.
Tammy- who's that sexy mofo?
Michelle- That's dan from produce
mao reincarnated
dan hao ha: i am mao
chinese man: praise be mao
A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan
Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*
a score,a bargain, purchasing something for a fraction of the actual cost. Acquiring something legitimately that resembles stealing
Damn dude, that was a steely-dan deal bro. you defiantly came up on that one.
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A YouTuber the films videos such as Minecraft and other video games. Also a name for a person who’s butt has a Surface area of more than 1000 in for example Kim Kardashian is a Dan Tdm
That persons butthole is so big they must be a Dan TDM
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(n) - a disease in which the infected grows strength, chivalry, and, as described in medical terms, a "whopping pair of cajones". Infection produces interesting side effects, however, including increased amounts of testosterone (which leads to increased female attraction, specifically those of the blonde persuasion), improved ability to recognize pitches (see "perfect pitch"), and even lack of cohesive thought. Based off of multiple figures with the same pseudonym functioning out of locations such as Los Angeles CA, Ridgewood NJ, and Boston MA.
Guy #1: Dude, how was your Friday night?
Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!
Guy #1: ...well, fuck.
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A kind of naive computer jockey who likes meditation, public transit and vegitarian cuisine. Often found lurking outside of restaurants filled with hot chicks. Usually lives at home and thinks listening to Hip Hop and Rap makes him cool.
An example would be Kip from Napolean Dynamite.
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