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The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.
The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.
A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.
Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
A verb used when watching Dave Neal's (power recapper's) YouTube channel.
I'm going to go do some laundry and Dave Neal it.
planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.
I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.
the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it
I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!
A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
A way to signal to someone that you have aids as "his ai Dave" is a anagram for I have auds
Person 1: hey bro did you hear His ai dave
Person 2: ohhh shit you should go see a doctor