didding

the process of physically and mentally withering from existence

can be alternately used as did, to did, and didded

"I ate my shit thinking it was chocolate, imma just go did" "Didding is an excellent lifestyle choice

Did A Neda

To sit in someone’s lap and bounce, while your break the heart of the person that loves you most in the world. You looked him in the eye and broke his heart.

Did you see what she did in front of him??? And he had to even adjust his pants
Yeah man, she totally did a neda

Did a Soupy.

Saying something so dumb,racist,rude or sexist it will instantly repel anyone away from you

man last night i did a Soupy... the girl slapped me in the face and ran off

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

Already did

I said I was going to create A.I. and then I did it.

Hym "Already did it once. I didn't the thing I said I would do when I created A.I. I'll do it again when I find a kid to murder."

You "Well, there's nothing we could have done about that."

Hym "That's a lie. You could have told the truth."

Did a Will

If someone (especially a short, male , brunette with glasses) brings up that he's in a band... AGAIN

Ugh, I was on a date and he did a will... dealbreaker