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National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 9, 2021


ding buster

when two people are in a fight and somebody gets hit in the balls really hard

OUCH hgfhguiduifg that ding buster really got me

by furp55468596 January 13, 2018


Ding Dong Ditching

Alternative term for edging

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022


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by PooHole22 July 4, 2022


Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014


Bottle of ding

A cheap bottle of cider, specifically 3 litres. Must be either Frosty Jack's, or Strongbow, depending on personal preference. Rarely consumed within the confines of one's own property (see Carry-Out). Northern Irish slang.

"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.

by Henry Ding-Bat August 11, 2024


Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 19, 2022