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An arrogant, smug college male that speaks like they're god's gift t the world about politics and about how being liberal is smart and awesome. Usually wears clothes that they think expresses "individuality" but in reality only attracts other men. This probably won't get posted because that's how most males are these days and society has gone soft and lost its balls.
...and that's why you're a douche bag
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A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.
They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.
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A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.
You can go gargle a douche, dude.
A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the standard "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.
1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a douche spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.
I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.
When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
The collective term for a group of douche bags, whether the group consists of people or objects.
It's never a good day when one encounters a waft of douches.