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Douche Bag

An arrogant, smug college male that speaks like they're god's gift t the world about politics and about how being liberal is smart and awesome. Usually wears clothes that they think expresses "individuality" but in reality only attracts other men. This probably won't get posted because that's how most males are these days and society has gone soft and lost its balls.

...and that's why you're a douche bag

by probablywontgetposted October 24, 2010

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douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

by Braincase January 16, 2010

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douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

by bittereagle March 6, 2010


Douche Money

The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.

Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.

by ZeMasterDouche September 15, 2008


douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.

She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.

by a Feminist June 19, 2009


Douche mode

Extreme douchiness. Maximun douche effect. All powerful douche.

Homeboy was insulting everybody and in full douche mode.

by G-Darb November 25, 2017


Douche Troupe

A group made up of individual douche bag people

Look at that douche troupe with their popped collars

by bootstraps45 January 29, 2012