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A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.
“How bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” “Nah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.”
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A person highly skilled at canoeing. They are people who can just hop in canoe for the first time and just dazzle everyone with their natural abilities. There are very few chosen ones graced with this honor. They are experts of the water element.
Oh my! Look at those people go in that canoe! So amazingly graceful... They must be Water Dragons.
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in the midst of swallowing a guy's cum, the female laughs and inadvertently shoots the cum through her nose.
Damn, now that was a nasty flying dragon!
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When a man cums in the womans mouth and then you tell her that you have gonorrhea and the cum in her mouth comes out of her nose looking like a dragon
Dude, last night I gave Sindy the Alaskan Dragon, it was hilarious.
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Smoking heroin off of a piece of tin foil. As the heroin rolls across the tin foil, the smoke moves with it and looks like a dragon. The user follows the smoke with their straw, hence "Chasing the dragon".
He's run out of needles, so he's chasing the dragon instead.
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when you shoot in the girls mouth then finish with an uppercut to the jaw
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To smoke weed/cannabis/a blunt/a zoot/a spliff etc.
Druggy McDrug:'Hey, lets puff the magic dragon and get high'
Wee Dyman:'Is it beef??!!!'
*Druggy McDrug caps Wee*
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