a bitch that will crush a girls heart in 5 seconds after flirting with her for 2 months if you ever meet a dylan back away from him cuz hes a jerk but at the same time the best singer but failing grades & just cant treat a lady right & always makes a fool out of himself
i hate dylan fassbender so much
dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.
the myth known as "DYLAN SPEAKMAN"
The absolute supreme power in the universe. His bush camping skills are second to none
OMG IT'S DYLAN DUNKLEY !
HAVE MY BABIES
Has a fetish of hitting the ball towards their own goal. A carried rocket league player who passes to the other team.
He just passed it to them. What a Dylan Deluxo
Dylans cock is so big that all the girls admire it he is incredible sexy and catches everyones eye he can be really naughty and is loved by all girls named Ella, Eve, Evie and Erin
Omg hes such a dylan mitchell his cocks huge let me suck it please daddy im horny you can rub my left flap and then my right and then my clit
Any pussy Dylan touches automatically stank.
Damn man, did you smell that girls pussy?
Yeah must've been touched by Dylan, you heard of The Dylan Effect?
Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.
"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"