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The fake El - master of deception.
Also a name theif :/
Big headed. See also: Cf who also claims to be god
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A returning character from the comedy show, MadTV. The notorious Argentinian wrestler - self-named "El Asso Wipo" - was infamous for demonstrating how he would break people's backs, "Like so! With my knee!"
"Of course not. El Asso Wipo would not break the back of a baby or the holy back of a priest. But ... anybody else who steps in to the ring with me had better be in desperate need of having his back broken for that is what lies in wait for him! Grown men will weep. Beautiful women will dance naked at my feet! El Asso Wipo will marry Cindy Crawford and barbeque hamburgers with President Bill Clinton. Little American children will buy an Asso Wipo action figure and stay up late on school nights to watch El Asso Wipo interview Tom Hanks on El Asso Wipo Show! All this will come to pass or this country will be a wasteland of broken back invalids!"
- El Asso Wipo, Interviewing for the WWF
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When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.
The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter
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Once every 300 years all major food groups allign in the cosmos. Tacos, Burger, Hot Dog, and Pizza all coming together to form as one El burdigato supreme
When food couldn't get more weird that's why we have the El burdigato supreme to save us
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The act of receiving a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a dump) and shitting hard. The gentle splaah of turd water on the girl's face is "El Nino".
Hey Danny, I totally El Ninoed that bitch last night.
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el son of a bitcho a spanish form of son of a bitch when calling a man a son of a bitch just want do and cussing in spanish is funnier
dude wheres my goddamn money el son of a bitcho
man i have not seen your goddamn candy you el son of a bitcho
dude i want my goddamn candy and i want it now el son of a bitcho
man you better stop badgering me about your goddamn candy or youre gonna see a goddamn face full of me el son of a bitcho
wow dude youre really uptight over nothing
man what do you expect to get out of me you el son of a bitcho
ok dude i got you now