When you have a full bladder and don't make it to the bathroom in time.
I went to use the gas station bathroom but it was out of order with a full bladder that couldn't hold anymore so I had a full bladder fail right there.
commonly found on twitch at degenerate hours. can be seen dying on streets, baited by lunch boxes, forgetting their backpack is on, and having no bitches. however followers; he has many loyal subjects.
Hey, did you see that Failed Extract Daddy forgot his backpack at hole in the wall again?
When you need something resolved to move to the next step but you need the next step resolved to fix the first step. Rinse and repeat
Quality Assurance Team: โHey Team, can you look at this bug I found? Itโs blocking all testing.
Team: Weโre busy right now but can you test this new stuff?
Quality Assurance Team: Not until you fix the old stuff.
Team: But the new stuff fixes the old stuff
Quality Assurance Team: But we canโt test the old stuff to then test the new stuff! This a real merry-go-fail
when your life just sucks massive cock, and you suck at everything.
G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!
you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.
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Jerking off, to masturbate, to discover one's clitoris
I need to fail grade 11 before I head out
I miss failing grade 11 with my barber
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A fail of such incredible magnitude that epic fail alone cannot describe it. Only a small percentage of failure is great enough to be dubbed supreme, but that which is should not be forgotten and deserves the Supreme Epic Fail Award.
From YouTube:
Sconz32 (2 days ago)
HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN AND I๏ปฟ HAVE AIDS
A public declaration of Supreme Epic Fail at its finest.
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One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.
Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.
John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.
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