Alabama Family Tree

A family tree in which the parents continue to produce a daughter and a son, that get married to each other and also have a daughter and a son, this continues. The family tree ends up looking like two vertical straight lines next to each other.

He has such a diverse background, almost like the opposite of an Alabama family tree

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family ties

you are so cute when you're dumb and
you are so cute when you're smart

"she said she was going to handle her family ties with great care"

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Bass Trombone Family

A group of quasi-retarded geniuses who inherit the younger generation of bass trombonists that have begun to attend the school where the older bass trombone generation currently resides. They are classified in the same way normal families are. I.e. son, father, grandson, grandfather, great grandson, Great Grand Father.

"The bass trombone family here are all retarded geniuses!"
"The best Studio here is the bass trombone families studio!"
"The new kid is coming next semester, son. Your going to be a dadddy and i'll be a grandpappy!"

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Family Guy intuition

1. A situation where an episode of Family Guy discussed a few days prior appears on the television.
2. When talking about Family Guy, watching it a few days later to find that it is the episode you had previously referenced.

Rebecca: "Hey, you remember when I referenced the Family Guy episode the other day where Brian makes Stewie slam his head on the windshield."
Matt: "Yeah, what about it?"
Rebecca: "That episode is on right now. I totally had Family Guy intuition."

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Family Friendly February

It’s an event starting February 1 until February 28/29 where you can’t swear for a whole month

Jeff: Fuck this girl dude
Bob: Yo remember it’s Family Friendly February u can’t swear or you are out.

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Virtual Family Kingdom

A horrid game greated by third party people. Made to quell kids who were sad the VMK closed. It actually bares almost no resembalance to VMK, has hardly any gameplay, and doesn't take place in "the past." You're just a clay doll walking around in some backgrounds.
Complete with memberships to steal your money.

Hey kids! Instead of meeting up in Runescape or some other actually good game, come to Virtual Family Kingdom! Remember those fun times in VMK! Well this is nothing like it! Also Remember, founders get a HORSE MANG! Pls give us mony pls!

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enzo family

enzo family is a group of friends who tag together and are tight like family.
p.s crew is founded by enzo.

person1:i have seen a new tag in the hood by the same graffiti artist who started a new graffiti group called enzo family.
person2:this tagger is getting new crew members in a flash.
person1;that is true.

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