Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.

:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"

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Girl Fart

A phenomenon, comparable to tsunamis, empty highways, and meaningful shows on MTV. Specifically, a toot.

Guy1: Hey...Did Cindy just rip one?
Guy2: Good call man, total girl fart.

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trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt

Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.

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Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

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Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.

While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.

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Click-Fart

The smallest fart you can do, which usually results in a small click noise and a repugnant odour.

"What was that, then?!"
"Chill, it was only a click-fart"

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fart mountain

Sticking your butt in a straight line up in the air and relaxing your anus to let the air enter the buthole. Then pushing out all of the air inside of anus creating fart noise.

Conner is the best at fart mountains.

Kensie thinks fart mountains are gross, I disagree.

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