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When a woman takes a dump and doesn't wipe, and then her boyfriend fucks her and cums inside her unwiped, poop-covered asshole.
My girlfriend asked if we could do something different tonight, so I waited for her to take her nightly dump and I gave her a Boston Creampie
The sex move is just a normal cream pie but you’re wearing a Red Sox jersey, holding a cup of iced dunks and you have to yell out “wicked smaht” upon climax. The dunks is optional. You can switch it out with a Sam Adams.
Patrick: Hey Sean! Gave my old lady a wicked Boston Creampie the otha' day!
Sean: You guys went to Faneuil Hall?
Patrick: Nah.
A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.
I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.
A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.
"bro we cooked her up a good Boston satay fondue pot the other day haha"
in reference of an amazing sexual act, something so mind boggling this term is the only phrase to accurately describe it. Coming from the girl Blue "fucking" Boston who is was/is so punk as shit leading the band "Pikablue" and known for her devious sexual acts with her boyfriend Rocco Biando and standing tall at 4'9" beating up any audience member who didn't like her band
"I met this check at the party last night and I swear to god she was a blue boston..."
or
Guy 1 : "did you see that pikablue concert last night?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah, why else do you think I have this black eye?"
The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.
When a guy wear tight pants. Instead of camel toe. He has Boston toe.
Dang Steve your pants are so tight your Boston toe is showing