Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.
Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?
Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????
Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"
Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."
the reason we have race quatos on college admissions
i know i was supposed to keep a job, but paying bills is for suckas when you can just steel everything, i likes to keep it real
i know the people next door are trying to sleep at 3am while i am playing my music loudly, but someone has to keep it real up in this section 8 housing
when the judge told me i had to do 30days of community service for robbing a bank and raping one of the tells, i just had to keep it real and try to attack the judge, that judge will not be keeping it real with me, that be my role yo
O.S. stands for old school, so keeping it old school
Dad as he's making a margarita: "We're keeping it OS tonight!"
Everybody: "What?"
not say anything, especially not reveal a secret.
"would he keep his mouth shut under interrogation?"
What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
A word used to describe someone who is a big boi fan of the V-Tubing community.
Ah you see that brownie over there? Big time The Keep.