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When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.
Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.
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Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job
'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'
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When a woman pulls down her pants in a bar and shows her peaches for all to see.
She pulled down her pants and I saw her fruit basket.
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an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)
Leave me alone you little fruit fly.
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Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.
12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.
When a queer tapes his dick back up under himself to make him look like a female.
“The best cock fruit tail I ever had was in freestone county jail. “
A term of endearment of everyone's favorite gay friend; your daily conversation you have with your token gay friend
Oh my dear daily serving of fruit how I love you.
Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.