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Residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon ass hairs, which surprise an ass muncher in the middle of their business. Coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran ass eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
A rare version of the raunchy butt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon anal stimulation - these are the most notorious of anal 'fruits'. Upon encountering, most anal adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.
Guy: (upon eating the asshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) Holy fuck! Raunchy butt fruit! (Vomits)
Girl: Ohh my god! (flushes) I'm so sorry honey!
Guy: (finished vomitting) Holy hell that was disgusting! Have you ever heard of wiping you dirty fucking whore?!
Girl: (cries)
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When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.
Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.
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Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job
'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'
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When a woman pulls down her pants in a bar and shows her peaches for all to see.
She pulled down her pants and I saw her fruit basket.
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an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)
Leave me alone you little fruit fly.
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Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.
12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.
When a queer tapes his dick back up under himself to make him look like a female.
“The best cock fruit tail I ever had was in freestone county jail. “