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When you laugh so hard at a joke or video that you have to grab your stomach just to help you breath
Those Markipler videos are gut clenchers I'm not even kidding
Synonymous with Garbage Gut
Someone who eats poor quality food or junk food often and doesn't give a fuck about it, resulting in obesity, or other various health problems from not eating correctly. Trash guts often like fast food places and they are immune to food poisoning of any kind because they've grown immunities to the bad bacteria by being exposed to them often.
(eating gross ass $2 obviously under-cooked chicken wings)
Dude 1 : "THIS SHIT IS GOOD"
Dude : 2 "You're a trash gut."
Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.
Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts
1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts
Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??
2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...
Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!
one whos arse smells more than most!
jeez you got some haggis guts lukey
a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"
german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
When you have semi firm nuggets of feces in combination with diarrhea. Is often explosive or accompanied by violent and painful gas.
Bro, I'll never take shots of salsa verde again!!! That shit gave me hardcore gut nuggets