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To take a massive shit that takes 15-20 times to flush.
After dinner, man I have to go take a huge Biden/Harris.
Also known as a fetus, one who is constant when saying, doing, or just attempting stupid things. One who may engulf any digestible matter within arms reach. May be relative to jesus.
That faget fetus just ate all my food!
AKA: The Boy Who Lived, Potter, or Saviour of the Wizarding World
Arch-enemy of the Dark Lord Voldemort, and only known survivor of the Avada Kedavra Curse. Son of the deceased Lily Potter and James Potter, and best friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Forced into a childhood of danger and risking his life for the good of others, by his mentor and headmaster Albus Dumbledore. God-son of the also "deceased" Sirius Black. Seeker on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, and loathed enemy of fellow Seeker Draco Malfoy. Also, inevitable true love of Severus Snape, but in the meantime, will shag anything that has a pulse, or not.
"Hello, I'm Harry Potter, and I've clearly got issues!"
Podcast host, neuroscientist, philosopher (sure, okay), and critic of religion. Author of The End of Faith.
Sam Harris really is just Mr Thought Experiment Man
The lesbian version of chuck and larry.
Man i watched fuck and harry last night and it turned me on.
A slang term for a woman with a hairy vagina.
That hippie girl is a real Harry Pooter!
The best book ever written in the history of the world. If you don't like it, you have serious problems. And you should be killed. "Or worse, expelled".
A book that contained me to my room for 2 solid weeks.
*3am*
Mum: "GO TO SLEEP!"
I: "I'm reading Harry Potter, I can't."
Mum: "Oh ok then."
*Mum goes to bed and reads Harry Potter*