A person who has sucked dick before he was told to or it was cool.
Person 1: Wow man go suck a dick!
Person 2: I already did! HAH!!
Person 1: Geez, you're a dick hipster.
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The act of hating or disliking something because liking it would be too mainstream.
1) "Dude, why don't you like the latest iPhone?"
"Nothing. Just giving it some hipster hate."
2) "Everyone except Rachel seems to have taken a liking in you."
"I know right? She's prolly just hipster hating on me."
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One who thinks that punctuation is too mainstream.
i love you babe you are my world more than anything can't wait to see you babe --Facebook grammar hipster
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An unholy birthing from the chaos following any tragedy, the tragedy hipster will ridicule the mainstream media for not covering 'more vital' tragedies that only their own magical social media feed displays.
"Everybody's praying for Paris, but no network will cover the stuff in Beirut."
"Dude. Check a news site instead of Facebook once in a while. You are such a tragedy hipster!"
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1:The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.
2:A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.
"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"
"Please die. Now."
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someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and the Beatles, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster
The cat shirt, triangle leggings, Beatles album in hand, and high rise shorts can only be a FAKE HIPSTER!
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much like a farmers tan, but is from either a long sleave or a wife beater. v-necks are also acceptable markings.
ex. either just hands or full arms will be tan. often with a v-neck.
"did you see charlesworths hipster tan?"
"yeah, he looks like he has dirty hands"
"man brandon your you ook like you stitched some one elses arms on you."
"yeah i got a bad hipster tan"
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