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For when a nigga want to participate in sad nigga hours but he or she wants to get a reasonable amount of sleep so he or she can focus in school. Sad nigga hours usually last from 2 to 5 AM but early sad nigga hours last from 9PM to 12AM.
Person 1: "Ay bruh why you sad, it's only 10:35"
Person 2: "Early sad nigga hours who tf up"
Person 1: "I see, my bad"
When you leave happy hour, thinking you are in good shape, but the combination of drinking, and exposure to the cold air outside creates a sudden, intense urge to pee.
I left happy hour last night and it's only two blocks to my house but I got hit with the winter happy hour effect.
Did you make it home in time ?
Eventually got there, but I think the sidewalk in front of Andy's Market is going to be icy this morning.
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when a couple locks them selves in a room for 48 hours to celebrate getting closer, or after one has been away for a long time, or in preperation for one of them to leave
guy1(military)>hey man when i get home me and my girl are planning on a 48 hour lock up
guy2>dude why the hell would you do that? it sounds borring!
guy1>because ive been in a desert the last 18 months and we want 48 hours to our seves locked up in our rooms
noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.
The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.
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The most extreme feat of drinking! 100 straight hours of drinking as much as you can without any sleep. You are not allowed to use any drugs. Only weed, spice, caffeine, and tobacco products are allowed as drugs. You must have accomplished this while in a drinking competition with someone so there are viable sources such as those who were competing against you to join. There is a real group on facebook but you must get a verification from someone who has already joined!
Dude Johnny just hit 100 freaking hours of drinking non-stop. OHHH SHIITTTTE! He just hit the 100 Hour Club! Tell him to join the face book group!
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When you take your man pouch and move it across an enemy's pillow when he's away. When he falls asleep his face will have been on where your business has lied. The number can be replaced with how ever many hours the victim sleeps.
Man: "I was so angry with Steve last night that while he went downstairs, I gave him the ten-hour t-bag."
The name says it all. It's your holiday kids ... You've got absolutely nothing to do ... Sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. Its jack off holiday hour!
Get me a beer, tits, its my jack off holiday hour.
What am I gettin into this weekend? Jack off holiday hour baby!