Though his brain big, though mightiest of Asians, short, and small he is Ian is the beginning of a new race yet to come at the end of humanity
Ian teo: The Ians marched down the stairs, too bad the guards couldn't spot them
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The woman with the biggest juciest ass in the world. When she walks, people see basketballs. It is almost as big as sammys.
Damn, that girl looks like Ians mom
Ian Shultz is a marshmallow and kind of looks like a blueberry sometimes. He like Arctic fox and cold.
Shultz shulker box paprika
He look bieber
And sometime backflip
Love, your children
“Lordy, is that Ian Shultz!!”
“My my, if it aint my father Ian. He’s one hell of a marshmallow.”
The worst painter at EasyQuip PTY LTD. Thinks he’s better than Matt, but not as good.
you think you’re good but you’re just the Ian
an intense game that involves running around the pool 3 times while receiving attempted dekes and shoves into the water. after running around the pool 3 times, you attempt to slam dunk into the pool hoop. basically one of the best games around...
me- "dude im going to ryan's house to play ian ball!"
raphael-"i'm somewaht jealous."
When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.
Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"