BRICK WALL
Best CB Newbridge has ever produced
Ian McLoughlin is a brick wall and the best centre back Newbridge has ever produced
I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me
Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep
Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO
Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression
Did you see "Ian the Alien" yesterday?!
Yea dude! He was dancing to that weird reese's puffs rap!
noun | ee - uh n KLOH-ee
Definition
1: an extremely amazing person.
2: have an effortless effervescence.
Did you know?
Having the opportunity to meet people with this name is classic. If you ever come to meet one, consider yourself fortuitous. An Ian Clouie is probably one of the words wonders your eyes would be lucky to have seen as they have the most appealing face and sexy body. More than that an Ian Clouie will surely keep your spirits lifted when you are down. When you are with him. He'll surely make you feel loved, relaxed, and comfortable. Ian Clouie is also a good singer and an artist. He will take your breathe away with his good singing voice and will spoil you with his drawings of you. If you ever meet an Ian Clouie, treasure him as he cannot be replaced.
Examples
// I am fortuitous to have my Ian Clouie.
// I hope to meet my own Ian Clouie.
A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong
Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme