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When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.
My wife surprised me with a ride on the polass express, best christmas ever.
The bri christmas invasion or also known as bri Xmas invasion or just bri invasion is a pfp(profile picture) "Cult" started on the video sharing app TikTok by the user @r0ger.taylors.car the picture they are using as their pfp is a picture of the guitarist of the English rock band queen brian harold may.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the new pfp cult going around?
Person 2: oh the bri christmas invasion? Yeah! I just joined a few days ago.
The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(
The day before Christmas Eve. All "Eve" holidays are better than the actual holiday because the day does not have to live up to the expectation of the real holiday. People are also usually off work on "eve's" so it is like everyones Friday night!!!
Happy Christmas Eve Eve!! Let's get Hammered!!!
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1. When a happy suprirse arrives before Christmas, like a hot new date, awesome gift or magical experience.
2. Christmas-like experience — be it material, spiritual or festival — hapening ahead of schedule.
I took off his clothes and it was like Christmas Came Early!
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When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor
James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.
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Showing up to a Christmas celebration with a six-pack of beer, minus one.
A six-pack of beer with only 5 beers - a common occurrence with beers, the buyer has never tried.
For Greg's Christmas party I brought that new seasonal beer from New Belgium, but I had never tried it before (and I was thirsty on the drive over) so I gave him the Christmas 5 pack.
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