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When a stripper has diarrhea in the middle of a dance.
I looked up at the stage and saw the stripper sitting in her own stripper gravy. I threw her a dollar bill out of pitty.
when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed
*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."
Well its when Adam Kertz takes a massive Asian crap wial on a tractor.
A tractor covered in gravy is a Tactical nuke tractor.
When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
When your dog goes to the beach, drinks too much salt water and has watery, projectile diarrhea.
My dog is so stupid, he drank too much sea water and shit sand gravy all over the back of my car on the way home.
At the completion of intercourse, the final, vigorous stroke as ejaculation commences.
Watching some cows mating, a farmer might saw "yep, there he goes, there's the gravy rub."
A breakfast food, some kind of Arkansas thing. Has the consistency of regular breakfast gravy, but tastes like chocolate.
Momma made chocolate gravy and biscuits for breakfast.