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Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.
"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."
"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"
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Someone so addicted to religion that they make priests look like athiests
That guy is so gay for jesus it should be a sin
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An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives.
"Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn't right!"
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He is the jesus of the meme world. He has the power to end a meme or create a new viral one.
Meme jesus just ended the keke challenge.
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What Christians and any cool person says
Jesus is King
Hai
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When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.
Give her the Jesus finish. But wait until after midnight so it can be Sunday.
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