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Born John Graham Mellor on August 21, 1952 in Turkey.
He gave himself the name Joe Strummer because although he was left handed, he learned to play guitar on a right handed guitar, therefor he could only do the strumming chords.
Pre-1977, Joe was in bands such as The Vultures and The 101ers.
However, he is best known for his work in the punk rock band, The Clash. He wrote most of the lyrics, and shared vocal duties with co-band member Mick Jones. The Clash lasted from 1977 to 1985. They released several great records, most notably "London Calling".
In 1995, Joe signed onto Hellcat records with his group, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros.
Joe died on December 22, 2002 of heart complications.
In my opinion Joe is one of the greatest musicians of all-time, and was a really great guy. RIP Joe
Billy: Who is Joe Strummer?
Me: An amazing musician whose life was cut short.
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Joe Hollywood is an American Internet Celebrity. His popularity started very young when networking on MySpace. He is known for having popular quirky status updates on several social media websites and his blog JoeHollywood.org. He has networked well over Millions of people.
Dude: Is that Joe Hollywood from MySpace?
Girl: MySpace is so dead, but I remember him, LMAO!
JoeHollywood.org
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Massive nonce and he's proper weird but not as weird as he was. He has weak shins and tend to cry when ketchup is near him. He likes to call me mummy as he still has a mental age of a two year old but is 12. However he still has to go to bed at 7:00 Pm
Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: Hey have you seen Joe woollin
Guy 1: DON'T SAY THAT WASH YOUR MOUTH
Guy 2: yes sir
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He is a hoe and the only thing he can do is fuck girls. He got plenty of hoes and gon get his dick cut off by one of his girlfriends and he is a epic player and went to jail before
He is a Lil joe
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Hardcore drinker and partier and pain in the ass.
a damn hippie joe showed up drunk at the wedding and left an upper decker in the church toilet.
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Random person who occasionally pops into parties unexpected bringing forth a fresh smoking cigar while being the carrier of bad news.
"Yeah, we were having a great time drinking some beers until stogie joe came in and made us feel bad for living."
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