Johnny Depp

Pirated. To pirate (as in software). Refers to Johnny Depp starring in Pirates of the Caribbean.

"I had a 'Johnny Depp' version of Windows XP, and my conscience got the better of me, so, like an ass, I went legit and bought a licence. Now, I have more problems with my computer than I did before!"

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Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

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Johnny Two-Shot

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.

Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!

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johnny red eye

Marijuana

Those skids are smoking the Johnny red eye.

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johnny welly man

A very famous homeless bloke based in the cesspool of St. Helens. The people in St.helens seem to have an obsession with giving him pound coins despite the fact he might be a millionaire. He is often spotted In Greg’s.

“Ay lad I saw Johnny welly man In Greg’s”-chav 1
“Did you give a quid bruv”-chav2

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Johnny Cat

Golf Term; The sand bunker.

So we bring this sweet seven straight down the chimney with some hellacious sauce on it. 'Cept it jizzes into the Johnny Cat and the sumbitch knits us a sweater in there.

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Johnny long face

To take a shit

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “