freestyle stair jumping

Much like skateboardering, bmx biking, or rollerblading down a set of stairs, only freestyle stair jumping lacks a set of wheels. Can involve grabs, 360 turns, grinds, or wall plants. Very fun to do in public places late at night, preferably with a group of friends.

"After the late movie got out, the theatre was empty, so we did some freestyle stair jumping down the staircase leading to the exit."

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jump off here

I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.

Them: So then he said it was benign but I should probably get it removed. And I said-

You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna jump off here. Bye.

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chinese jump boot

Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.

"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."

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Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.

Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"

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Jumping Jack Sack

While having sex the guy does jumping jacks while still inside. Very hard to do a lot of training but well worth it.

Matt was so amazing when he Jumping Jack Sacked me last night

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jump seat sniffer

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.

Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"

jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache

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horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

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