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King of the Shire

A guy who is known for successfully hooking up with multitude of very short girls

friend 1: Did you see David bring that 5' 1'' home last night?

friend 2: Ya dude, he is definitely the King of the Shire

by Gandy Wandalf August 30, 2017


Noodle King

An asian guy who loves noodles so much, that he is called the Noodle King

Eg. Derck: “Yo my Nigga you see the Asian guy”

Jake: “Yes my Nigga, I see him eating a shit ton of noodles, I think he should be called the Noodle King

by A Asian Guy November 25, 2018


King messiah

A rapper out of Camden, SC born In 1988 he has grown a popular buzz in South Carolina

Hey there bro have you heard that new king messiah

by Choppamanglee November 17, 2020


King Kurt

One of the better bands to party on. See wikipedia for any factual information.

"King Kurt is back again, back on the road to rack and ruin!"

by ratcaver April 1, 2008


Sarcasm King

The King of Sarcasm, duh. Supreme master of all that is sarcastic.

Dude, the Timelord is the Sarcasm King.

by sarcasmkingtimelord January 8, 2013


Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper September 1, 2022


King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.

I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom

by Karmanaut December 24, 2012