A guy who is known for successfully hooking up with multitude of very short girls
friend 1: Did you see David bring that 5' 1'' home last night?
friend 2: Ya dude, he is definitely the King of the Shire
An asian guy who loves noodles so much, that he is called the Noodle King
Eg. Derck: “Yo my Nigga you see the Asian guy”
Jake: “Yes my Nigga, I see him eating a shit ton of noodles, I think he should be called the Noodle King
A rapper out of Camden, SC born In 1988 he has grown a popular buzz in South Carolina
Hey there bro have you heard that new king messiah
One of the better bands to party on. See wikipedia for any factual information.
"King Kurt is back again, back on the road to rack and ruin!"
The King of Sarcasm, duh. Supreme master of all that is sarcastic.
Dude, the Timelord is the Sarcasm King.
A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.
"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."
To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.
I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.
My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.
cum accident your mom