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Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.
I really want a shpongle knob!
The male alternative to a vajazzle.
Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick
“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”
A euphemism for the male genitalia: penis and testicles.
Sheesh!! Get your cold hands off my bob and knobs!
The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years
1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.
Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.
Bury a fleshlight in the ground near a gravestone and proceed to have sex while making eye contact with the grave stone.
Donny's wife passed away. He missed her so much he decided to go grave knobbing.
It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.
My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.