Red light

When you ask people to stay and your spouse wants to go to bed and she gives you the look! She’s red lights you!

Did you just red light me?

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red light

Taken, in a relationship. Not looking for a relationship

1: Do you have a boyfriend?
2: Yes, I’m a red light.

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Dark light

When unwanted or unbearable truth is revealed or when a surprising negative within a situation or someone is exposed.

I know you don’t want to hear this Mr Smith, but I’m just giving you the “dark light”

I was ready to give him all of me but then I saw the “dark light” and now I know the truth.

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judith light

after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrate's the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.

that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.

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tough light

(n./adj.) 1. Used to describe lightweights who drink 6 Bud Lights, then act as if they are the world's toughest person. However when these people are sober, they are usually harmless.

Jon: Yo man, Anthony is acting really weird, he's throwing his weight around for no reason.

Pat: Yea man, he's had about 6 Tough Lights, that'll do it.

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Warm lighting

The only legal subspecies of lighting

ANYTHING THAT ISN'T WARM LIGHTING SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE

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fag-light

A male person of bi orientation. Meaning that if you are willing to be with a GUY, you are a fag.

Man, Ira sure is a fag-light.

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