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loser’s dust

Noun: The grainy black residue that covers your hands after you scratch a lottery ticket.

Gerry bought one of the new scratch tickets and all he got was loser’s dust.

by Slick53Brick June 11, 2018


Urban losers

People who wright definitions of girl names with nice stuff

maybe that girl is a whore

And for urban losers who are reading this:

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS FOR SHITTY SEX JOKES NOT YOUR GOD DAMN COMPLEMENTS

by Mr. Fuck ass March 27, 2018


martha loser

A person who works a desk job and is lonely

This martha loser can't find my files

by Jake3456 September 20, 2017


deranged loser

An expression of the utmost dignity and grace, not to be mistaken for projection when used to characterize a perceived enemy.

“I don’t know what Kellyanne did to her deranged loser of a husband,” the president tweeted, “but it must have been really bad.”

by Monkey's Dad July 12, 2020


Actual loser

John babino

Hey it's an actual loser

by Ewitssabrina January 25, 2017


Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 18, 2019


loser's gambit

Loser's gambit is often associated with gambling in casinos, however, it can be applied to competitive online games as well, along with difficult games; whereas a player is on a losing streak, and overall having a bad time, so they feel obligated to play matches/get killed in game until winning.

Not to be confused with regular "try and try again" philosophy, as having a loser's gambit is often after being tilted (aka raging) and losing one's composure.

Example 1:
Player:"Man, I could've sworn i won that last game i played before i went to bed!"
Player's Friend:"Dude, you were having a loser's gambit and played until 3am, that's not healthy or normal..."

Example 2:
Player: "phew, glad i took time to untilt and come back to that boss later, otherwise i would've lost it."
Player's Friend:"yeah, haha, would've been a loser's gambit if you did."

by Feeler Peeler July 6, 2023