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That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.
His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart
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When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
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Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.
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When a man has multiple baby mamas that combine their diabolical forces to wreak havoc on the man (baby daddy), any women that came after them OR another baby mama who they are jealous of, usually two or more jealous spiteful b*tches who encourage one another in their childish games getting off on trying to control their baby daddy through their offspring while simultaneously harassing someone who they think he is doing more for then them
1.)I thought I would take my girl out to dinner but the baby mama machine must have found out because I now all the sudden need to pick up my kids.
2.) Once again the baby mama machine is monitoring me on myspace trying to find out what their baby father and I are up to.
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A band formed in 1991 who helped create the rock/rap genre along with Faith No More and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
See also THE GREATEST BAND EVER
Hey Joe, you know what rocks?
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SLUT.
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gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!
my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!
i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!
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