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Brandon's fake boner that we created for photographical purposes.
(Caption of picture): Rise, Magic Weinie!
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slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.
Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!
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A curved penis.
Only John's strange magic can hit my spot.
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When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!
The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
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Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".
Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.
In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.
Any fast magic. As horses are fast.
"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"
Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.
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Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.
Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.
Person B: Magic failure...
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