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All American boy!
Plays ej from hsmtmts
Won world record of sorrys
Amuricaaa fuck yeah!
Matt Cornett is better than j slur
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To deliberately force a star picket fence post up your rectum
"Hey Karl, what's that farmer doing?"
"He is doing a dirty Matt"
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describes a person with anywhere from two to sixty extra teeth.
Joe: "Damn, I didn't know these fish have teeth."
Jill: "Yeah, they're Matt Damon fish."
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Born of man but was raised by wolfs, is very fast on the base path, and is amazing in bed. Also he has special powers they can be interpreted into many things such as "Eagle Powers" Also Matt Shelton's hair is a master piece it is called... THE MANE!
Wow there goes Matt Shelton stealing yet another base!
EAGLE POWA!
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matt james is an all-out sex god, and has a massive cock.
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A Matt Turner is a wild creature, most commonly found in the plaugelands in World of Warcraft, they are known for their kind nature, and mental age proportionate to a 5 year old imp. They are regualary found to be infatuated with gorgon serpents, and can easily sniff out their scent. However, it's important to note that they are not completely harmless, as they can unleash their special move called a 'Turner', this steals items from user's inventorys, which can be highly annoying.
C'mon guys! Let's go catch A Matt Turner
Aright, just let me get my gorgon serpent.
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