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You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep
Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram
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Some stupid, retarded, cancerous, ugly, crusty song that blew up on the platform TikTok. The original song is called No Mercy. And believe it or not the title actually is true. THE SONG HAD NO MERCY ON MY SOUL. It also comes from Overwatch some other platform I do NOT know about BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW, I LIVE UNDER A ROCK.
"Maybe I'll be tracer."
"I'm already tracer."
"What about Widowmaker?"
"I'm already Widowmaker."
STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!
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A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.
Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."
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This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.
In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!
A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!
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The one thing everyone wants their dad to tell them
"Jimmy, I'm proud of you"
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It's used when you want to say it's your bedtime, that you are going to sleep now.
WOW! It's half past three! I gotta work tomorrow. I'm off to bed now, you guys!
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You say this when you're in deep trouble.
Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.
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