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A: a genre of whiney music, associated with punk rock
B: someone who whines about something that is not tragic nor interesting
C: a "look" that involves pretending to look thoughtful and interesting by putting hair in the face and tilting the head down.
I have messy long hair, listen to rock music with feelings, and complain about my young middle-class life, therefore I am emo.
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A bunch of whiny, white, middle class teenagers. Can go on a week long emotional rollercoaster just because someone finished all the Coco Pops.
Emos normally tend to have a lot of msn/myspace friends. Do not be alarmed, it is not because theyre well liked, actually, emos manifest with other emos which creates this large whiny group of teenagers. Emos have long, greasy, unwashed hair, which is required to cover at least 2/3 of the face.
Emo music is commonly known as soft-cock punk, often containing seemingly-castrated emos singing in whiny high-pitched voices.
Found in corners, normally crying, the male emo attracts the female emo by either writing a soft-cock emo song containing droning guitar riffs or striking a conversation on how much life sucks. Characterised by the movement of their heads, as every 2 meters they walk they swing their heads in an attempt to stop their greasy hair sticking to their face.
If an emo is contemplating suicide by cutting his/her wrists, remember to remind him/her, it's down the road, not across the street.
Preferred killing method is disemowelment, do not decapitate, theyre just like roaches.
Preferred bait for emos are iPods or Chucks signed by Fallout Boy.
It is really very satisfying to punch an emo, try it some time.
If you ever see an emo walking the street, be sure to run him/her down with your car. The fewer the better.
Person 1: OH MY GOD, THAT EMO JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR!!!
Person 2: Good.
Person 1: Yeah..
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Emo Boyfriend: Hey
Emo Girlfriend: Hey
Emo BF: Life sucks
Emo GF: Yeah..
Emo GF: You want something to drink?
Emo BF: Yeah get me an orange juice
Emo GF: Theres none left...
Emo BF: OH GOD!!! (sobs)
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Emo meaning emotional is a new craze across the young 'uns! emos can be spotted by a greasy fringe, skinny jeans, hoodies and a general grunting distain for those around them. Emo gangs try to act depressed and generally buy a copy of marilyn mansuns greatest hits. They pretend to know everything about punk and rock (even though most of them weren't born when kurt cobain died)they wear t-shirts saying 'kurt cobain died for us' which in short is a pretencious pile of wank that's spread across our society! Don't get me wrong I appreciate that everybody has problems, and i am by no means a chav... (they're all scum and should be shot!)... but come on people. We are british, we do not parade around showing our emotions and slitting our wrists and acting depressed. We as a nation are supposed to have the stiff upper lip and generally repressed attitude to our feelings!
It needs no example just look at a group of depressive teens and you'll see the emo crowd.
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Emos are people that shop at hot topic, cut their selfs an talk about suicide because they don't have shit in life to be depressed enough to, or have big enough balls to really kill their selfs.
OR, Goths that find life easier to buy clothes with chains an straps already attached while still claiming to be a goth, they are just a subclass added to the hot topic scene.
OR, Punks, pretty much like hot topic goths
We should fucking burn down all the Hot Topics to stop the EMO CANCER. That would be very emo.
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A SUB-CULTURE OF Punk More emosonal than most other types of music and way cooler than inde EMOS have the wrold bang 2 rights and i hate pepole who think thre bater than emos becuse thay r not emo
EMO says 2 jock HI HOWS U jock punch emo kid 20 years later the jock works at buger king and ask 2 brow monay from the emo kid
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A derogatory label used to describe a population of teens that choose to explore and celebrate the dark side of life. However , after such great bands as My Chemical Romance and Escape The Fate share the same trait, the word has backfired. Lately many teens strive to act of be emo, by forcing themselves to listen to Taking Back Sunday, dressing in black, and acting depressed. Over 90% of emo teenagers are posers.
Don't worry, Kelsey. I'm only emo Monday-Thursday.
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ok i'm fucking sick of all these anti emo shit bags and emo posers so let make a few things clear. emo means emotional. they listen to emotional music such as hawthonre heights, the used and my chemical romance. not all emos slit there wrists, you can cry without self mutilation! as i just said emo's often cry because they don't want to conform to the steriotypical male who shows no emotion besides anger. emo's often write poetry or entrys in there diary. emo fashion tends to focus around long hair cut in a fringe which covers one eye, tight clothes and make-up in particular eyeliner regardless of sex. emo's aren't all posers who put there pictures in the dictionary (not that I mind because most of them are hot!) and the're not a cheap imitation of goth. some emo's are bisexual but then again so are some normal people it doesn't define who you are.
EMO'S CAN BE WHOEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT TO BE AND SHOULDN'T BE PERSECUTED BECAUSE OF THERE WAY OF LIFE!!!
a sad, lonly emo alone in his room cutting himself BULLSHIT!
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