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there's ninjas on the lawn

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.

I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.

by Russ Bus December 26, 2007

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The One Ninja

An incredible, sexy, and blundering ninja who entertains as many people as he kills. His videos are things of beauty and he is known to coin many phrases, usually words beginning with "a" with a "ninj"-prefix added to them.

"I am The One Ninja!"

"And here is, Ninja sauce!"

by The Great Kraken August 22, 2007

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ginger ninja

A ginger with poorly supressed rage usually resulting from their interaction with misogynistic post adolescents with subnormal interpersonal skills. Has the ability to channel such rage into creative acts of counterinsurgency usually involving methods requiring higher than average motor skills.

The stunned Sasquatch had but a few short moments to consider the evil that had brought him to this end after his karmic encounter with the ginger ninja.

by sally has issues February 24, 2009

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ninja sock

a sock that you forget to put away usually found in a very awkward place and you have no recollection of how it could have possibly gotten to said location i.e inside fridge behind the milk,under couch pillows,window sill, trunk of car,in your girlfriends panty drawer etc.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.

1.

my ninja sock ruined my relationship

2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?

boy: what?

girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?

3.

girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows

boy: what ?

girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!

by valos1479 May 22, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ninja duck

A devious duck with super stealthy ninja moves, you have to watch out for that one...oh ys you do

Today, I bought a rubber duck first period. They were selling them to raise money for charity. I wasn't going to, until I saw they had a ninja duck. I bought it, and put him into my pocket. Three periods later, I wanted to show him to my friend. I reach into my pocket, no duck. Well played, ninja duck. Well played. MLIA

by Alison Duckworth November 29, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


shy ninja

After jizzin in a young bitchs mouth yell and point over in the other direction and when she looks jump out the window and hide

dude after i was done with that bitch i pulled the shy ninja and i was out

by gageasaurs rex August 1, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


lardass ninja

1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.

Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*

by Alex June 19, 2006

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