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The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.
Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.
A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
When someone sends you lots of text messages, often without receiving any replies.
It’s often lots of small messages like the repetition of ‘hey’ or ‘hello’ or ‘are you up?’
A: ‘is Jacob still harassing you?
B: ‘yeah, he keeps chain texting me - it’s sorta annoying ngl’
when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
A person who doesn't ever initiate a chat with someone over text
Guy 1: Stop being such a texting bottom and message me first for once
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better
is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.
Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...
PERV- I watch you in your sleep
The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by
Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.
My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!