The most whinny fan base in the world, thinks it America’s team but really is the worst team in the NFL, hasn’t won a super since most of the draft picks in 2021 wasn’t born
Dallas Cowboys- whinny and bitchy
Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.
“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”
Tall bearded man that wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, stroke his beard and goes "BOO YAH! Beard is on FLEEK today!"
Girl: OMG Sina (pahtoohee) like a cowboy spitting is so hot, his beard is on FLEEK today
Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris
When girls fuck more than 1 more at a time all night long
I fucked Jared and jensen last night for 5 hours as a cowboy casanova.
Another name for a wind turbine technician. Crazy bastards seeking a thrill
You hear that Jeff is a turbine cowboy now?
A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole
That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat